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Warning: Vermont Auctions Can Be Hazardous to Your Marriage

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Going, Going... Whoops!
Townshend Auction Gallery Photo

The scene of the crime: Townshend Auction Gallery is located on Route 30 in southern Vermont, just 15 minutes north of Brattleboro and a two-hour drive from Boston, Hartford or Albany.

© 2010 Kim Knox Beckius
On May 22, 2010, I returned to my enchanting room at the Windham Hill Inn in West Townshend, Vermont, and posted this Facebook status update:

Kim Knox Beckius will be on the wrong side of the marital "who owes who" equation for a very long time after what she did today.

Of course, my friends immediately wanted juicy details of my transgression. For the first time in my 13-year career as a travel writer, I had to call my husband to come and rescue me. No, I didn't crash my car or run out of gas. No, my wallet wasn't stolen. No, I hadn't fallen deathly ill.

If only I hadn't thought going to a Vermont auction barn would make a great story! If only I hadn't raised my number one too many times. If only I hadn't envisioned the chest of drawers held aloft in front of the crowd at Townshend Auction Gallery fitting easily inside my mid-sized sedan.

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